Who's Calling?

 If we are in fact living in a computer simulation, I imagine those gamers in control of our destiny have the most fun torturing us around cell phones. I see them laughing uproariously at our addiction to these  meager devices. The care and feeding of cell phones is one of those life challenges that just continually seems to get harder and more irritating. But as Chris often tells me, I think I am burying the lede here. Mom had a fall recently that put her in the hospital. Max and I went over to see how she's doing and deliver her a new phone. Edith seemed pretty happy to see us and definitely very happy Chris got rid of that "awful awful awful" smart phone that Max got her and returned her back to her beloved flip phone. No matter how many times we told her that it was actually Chris who got her the terrible phone, she insisted on blaming Max. As it should be.